Okay I don't like to make fun of people but, when I read ads like this I'm in love.
This is for one of those saxophone pad savers:
Specification
1:Band new and high quality
.
2:Name:Cleaning Brush Cleaner Saver Pad for ALTO SAX Saxophone Soft
.
3:This Cleaning Brush posses great cleaning ability that you can buy one to
clean your Saxophone.
4:Obviously,if you choose our product,the more satisfaction you will get it.
5:This Cleaning Brush quality is good.
6:A reason investigation indicate that if you keep your Saxophone clean enough,
the higher quality of the sound in the saxophone you will get it.
7:Not only effective but also useful for you to clean your musical instrument.
8:There is no doubt that you can use it to clean another musical instrument.
9.It is high time for you to clean your saxophone.
10.On the contrary,if your don’t clean your musical instrument,you might feel
a little wrong of the sound in your lovely instrument.
Best line is the last one: You might feel a little wrong in the sound of your instrument!
You are marketing this to musicians. Musicians never feel right about the sound of their
instrument!!!
Poetry baby, poetry. If they have a tenor one consider it sold!
J
This is for one of those saxophone pad savers:
Specification
1:Band new and high quality
.
2:Name:Cleaning Brush Cleaner Saver Pad for ALTO SAX Saxophone Soft
.
3:This Cleaning Brush posses great cleaning ability that you can buy one to
clean your Saxophone.
4:Obviously,if you choose our product,the more satisfaction you will get it.
5:This Cleaning Brush quality is good.
6:A reason investigation indicate that if you keep your Saxophone clean enough,
the higher quality of the sound in the saxophone you will get it.
7:Not only effective but also useful for you to clean your musical instrument.
8:There is no doubt that you can use it to clean another musical instrument.
9.It is high time for you to clean your saxophone.
10.On the contrary,if your don’t clean your musical instrument,you might feel
a little wrong of the sound in your lovely instrument.
Best line is the last one: You might feel a little wrong in the sound of your instrument!
You are marketing this to musicians. Musicians never feel right about the sound of their
instrument!!!
Poetry baby, poetry. If they have a tenor one consider it sold!
J
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